i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by
Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
hey guys so, i dont normally share personal heavy details abt my life but there’s not a lot of options right now esp when i cant land a permanent job despite my efforts;;;
my mom’s been diagnosed with breast cancer (stage 3A) & im opening my comms PERMANENTLY to help with things that arent covered by insurance and to also add the extra money for daily funds (commute is a pain and shit is so expensive nowadays…..)
DM me if interested !! which you can also contact me through:
twitter & ko-fi: randomsam_
email: randomsam.illust @ yahoo.com
PLEASE REBLOG AND BOOST !!! I’D REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP;w; !!!
check below for my TOS and commission process/rules!!!
you can also donate to my ko-fi for any addtional funds :‘DD!!!
Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
I see this and I’ve never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I’m biting through wood as we speak
God if I saw this in person I’d straight up start slithering. Start writhing
The way he just *clenches fist* makes water light up from the inside. Ugh, I once zoned out in front of one of his larger paintings in a gallery and came to, like, twenty minutes later, smelling saltwater and tasting driftwood.
This is his largest painting ever. It is 2,8×4,2 meters large. That is about 9'3"×14'1". It took him ten days to paint. This is a guy who painted normal-sized paintings in an hour, two, tops, according to contemporaries.
